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Which US state is surprised to see you and continues to act perplexed?

Ohio

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1. What do you call a vegitable who knows kung-fu?

Broco-Lee

2. It's very inappropriate to tell a dad joke when you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa!

3. I was looking for Regulus in Leo…

But I came up Chort.

4. The sparrow, the cow and the cat

A sparrow was once flying up north and due to the cold winds it froze up and fell to the ground. It lay there wondering if that's how it was going to die. But then a passing by cow unknowingly crapped on the sparrow. The warm dung helped the sparrow get better and in happiness it started singing. Meanwhile,a nearby cat heard the chirping and went to the spot. It cleared the sparrow out of the crap and ate the poor bird. Moral u may ask? Just because someone shat on you doesn't mean it is bad and just because someone helped u get out of shit doesn't mean their intention was good. And more importantly, no matter what good thing happens to you....u shud keep ur fucking mouth shut!

5. What does Ash Ketchum call a really good sneeze?

A peak achoo!

6. In a tragic accident last week, a truck carrying a shipment of thesauruses collided with a tanker truck, causing several million dollars of damage to nearby vehicles and buildings, killing 3 people, and injuring a dozen more.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

7. What sort of car does a tax cheat drive?

A Dodge

8. I just heard that Katy Perry walked by the entrance sign for Harvard.

Now she is a visiting professor.

9. A man walked into a library and asked for a book on autofellatio.

The librarian tells him, "We actually do have a book on the subject. It's the one over there, with the broken spine."

10. Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter

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